Sword Pulp Episode One: A Ninja Sword for a Ninja Named George

>In answer, George removed his ninja sword from the
A story in the style of Neuromancer that touts abox and laid it reverently upon the coffee table. The
futuristic ninja sword. George gripped the shinyhilt of the blade flashed bright as the hilt segments
5000-watt solar cell in his sweaty palm. Rubbing hisopened to reveal the ninja sword's true nature -
thumb over the slightly raised lithographic circuitsophisticated electronics and flickering diodes
shaped like Barack Obama's head - he shifted histraversed each telescoping compartment.
weight nervously from foot to foot. Solar cell"Kind of looks like you lopped off C3PO's arm and
currency was a relic - a leftover response to theused it for your hilt" mused Jackson as he eyed
global hyperinflation of all world fiat currencies early inGeorge's prize casually. "What'cha going to do with
the 3rd Millennium. They still celebrated the guy whothat ninja sword?"
came up with a way to give all currency some valueWith a single, uninterrupted motion, George slid the
despite the fallout from the Global Depressionninja sword smoothly from the black sheath and
though, and George's eyes flicked to the iridescentcrouched with the sword in a double-handed grip
image as it shimmered from red to gold - the cellover his head. Just as quickly, the ninja sword was
changing as it charged in the dim light of the alleyway.re-sheathed and again twinkling enigmatically on the
He looked up.coffee table.
His contact was here."Well, actually this particular ninja sword is a gift...for
A tall lanky form meandered in between broken bitsyou. Happy Birthday, Man." George smiled as he
of glass, plastic and alleyway detritus. She washanded over the sword to his surprised companion,
carrying a non-descript brown box, about a meterpommel first.
long and as wide as her hand. There were noJackson's eyebrows knit in puzzlement. "If the ninja
marking to indicate what was inside. But he knew. Hissword is for me...then why did open it?" Jackson
ninja sword had arrived.looked slightly incredulous as he took the ninja sword
"Iris here" stated the bored postal employee, herfrom George.
gaze flicking ever so briefly over his features beforeGeorge turned slightly red and looked a little sheepish.
continuing on languidly over the rest of his basement"Oh, you know how I am about opening packages."
apartment entryway. George placed his eye to theHe bit his knuckle. "I just can't help it."
scanner and took a breath. The brilliant flash caught aJackson smiled wryly at his friend's Peter Pan
stark image of the needed biometric and withinmentality. "It's okay, man. Thanks for the gift. I've
seconds the exchange had been made and the postalalways wanted my own ninja sword."
worker was on her way."I know," said George. Then smiling broadly, he
Scanning the area in both directions, George duckedreclined back on the tattered couch, and watched
back into the scattered gloom of his apartment. Histhe light reflect off the segmented hilt of his best
finger slipping under the box flap as he walked to thefriend's ninja sword in the dwindling aura of the
couch, George opened the package, and gained theapartment's filtered light.
attention of his roommate Jackson as he did so.Get your own futuristic ninja sword, just like George
"What'chem there?" slurred Jackson as he jerked hisat
chin in the general direction of the package before hisDiodes not included.
eyes focused again upon his food.